These are the maraudings of Moki Taru.
Personal Log[]
Stardate #91136.8[]
So we had something of an open talent night at the base tonight. Except instead of a talent show it was as annoying as a solicitation from New Essentialists. Not in the fanatical religious, no fun sense. More in the freaking weirdos sense. So first we had some guy who looked like a mutated Klingon but he was a... [Moki looks to Kian who is sitting in the background, appearing to be knitting something, before he looks up and simply says, "Lowbasi". Moki nods and returns to the log.] ...yeah. So this guy, Seventh, was really crazy and probably not too bright. It's possible he made Klingons look smart. He spent a lot of time drinking, yelling, and wanting to kill. He also said he was basically a walking bomb that could destroy an entire world. Probably a sociopath but that can be handy at times.
Next came the Human Romulan Republic Justicar Theron Rand. I shit you not. We had a hard time buying that. Plus he came offering some good for nothing pilot who worked for us named Allister Caine in exchange for information on Hassan the Undying and some weapons. Even if we did know anything, that's a lousy exchange. We eventually talked him into giving us two Romulan cloaking devices, free trade and tax exemptions in the Republic upfront. We're not too thrilled about messing with Hassan but providing some harmless information couldn't hurt, especially for a profit.
Finally, three was a strange woman of some unknown species named Eunice. She claimed she was a Betazoid who had genetically engineered herself to have cat-like features. I could definitely see the resemblance to a cat but not a Betazoid. Really, her whole story was fishy. She said she got caught by the Federation doing her genetic thing and had to escape. Her and the walking time bomb apparently only met once but he apparently trusts her to somehow alter his genetics in order make him not a walking bomb. She tried using that as her bargaining chip for us to allow her space in the base to conduct her weird experiments. Like we really cared if some crazy guy we've never met is going to blow up in a few years. As long as he isn't on the starbase when it happens. We weren't sure how she would be able to help us so she's going to pay for the space and do anything...weird outside, far, far away.
After the no-talent show, Kedam showed up to give us his report on the Tal Shiar mining operation. He gave us some suggestions but it is safe to say that it will be open season on the Tal Shiar.